A Complaint From The Not Haute Society

Dear females strutting to class with 5 inch heels and coordinated outfits, I am writing to you on behalf of the rest of us ladies who walk to class in hoodies and ponytails. Your curled hair, lipstick, and mascara has us wondering where your priorities lie. Where do you draw the energy, not to mention the time, to pursue aesthetic perfection every morning?

Sincerely,
The not haute society