- Studs: unless you have a Harley-Davidson in your driveway or happen to be the reincarnation of Joann Jet, skip the pointy metal bling. As for the whole emo/goth thing, maniac depressive people should never have possession of anything that has weapon potential.
- Fringes: Good afternoon Pochantas.
- Zig-zags: I instaneously look away. My eyes hurt.
- Polka dots: I have the sudden urge to play connect the dots on your blouse with a sharpie.
- Neon colors: excuse me, I must put on my sunglasses before I go blind. For some reason, middle school girls and freshies are infatuated with the concept of glowing in the dark at night and searing the retinaes of teachers and upperclassmen in the daytime.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Burn Notice
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Must say, I happen to like polka-dots!!! :P I don't see why you being compelled to connect the dots with a sharpie is a bad thing. What child doesn't enjoy connecting the dots!? So the matter is resolved. Polka-dots are fun for both the wearer and the viewer. Case closed. :P :P :P Ha ha, loved it girly!
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