"Puffins"

This morning, Tina and I decided to make pancakes, however, we had no butter. We reasoned that canola oil would work just as well as butter. After stirring the pancake mix and heating the oil in the skillet, Tina poured the batter onto the splatttering oil. Bubbling like water in a hot tub, the sizzling batter soon began to emit smoke. Our efforts only resulted in two burnt flapjacks and a smoke-filled kitchen. In yet another stroke of genius, Tina and I decided to make muffins with the pancake mix. Dubbing them "puffins" we mixed brown sugar, applesauce, honey, and dried cranberries into the batter before baking them. In the end, they still tasted like pancakes in a muffin mold. Timothy ended up breaking up the muffins and pouring syrup on them, eating it like a crumbled pancake.